That's Just Plain Poppycock

Gather 'round now children and hear a story...
a story of intrigue
a story of passion
a story of me sleeping on the couch.
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So...once upon a time (which is how every good story should begin(OR A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...)) every member of Apartment 6 was on a date(not together, and not even in the same state).  And I know what you're thinking...
"but don't you all go on dates all the time?  You're all so ruggedly handsome and good-looking!"
But alas, my friends, this is not so!  In fact, it is quite rare.  Meaning it has happened only once ever.  And that was last night.
Andrizzle was with his lady* friend in Utah,
B-Ring The Rain was at a concert with Mary Bo Peep,
and B-Rent Is Due and S-pencil were on a double date playing some mini golf and eating all KINDS of delicious 5 Buck Pizza.
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Sorry, I just completely lost my train of thought while thinking about something else.  Let me re-read over what I have and get back to you in a second.
OHIREMEMBERNOW
So, after we returned to our apartment and enjoyed the flick Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World it was getting late and B-Re was feeling tired and needed to be rested for his Rugby tournament today.(Today being tomorrow, yesterday)
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Ow, I just scratched my face and I think I tore off a freckle, zit or some other face abnormality...it hurt.
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So we drove the girls back to their apartment.  Upon returning home I informed my comrades it would be a celestial idea to watch Invictus tonight before their big tourney tomorrow.  They agreed, but ONLY if we started it right now, because it was late and they were sleepy.
I conceded.
B-ringo Starr didn't really watch most of it, and instead went to bed, while B-Rental and myself stayed up.  It's a darn good flick, and I would suggest most if not all should watch it at some point.  I noticed that part of the way through the film I TOO was feeling rather drowsy, but did not want to give in to that monster called sleep.  Instead I insisted on forcing myself to stay awake while laying down on the couch watching the movie.
#badidea
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I woke up this morning around 3:15 with a terrible pain in my neck and really blurry vision while looking at a massive white screen in front of me with something about Special Features and Commentary or something on it.  I was terribly confused, especially because I could have sworn I was just in some crazy laboratory doing crazy experiments blowing stuff up with my mind!!  I sat up and looked at my surroundings quickly realizing I was sitting on my couch and the screen was filled with Invictus menus.  I didn't remember getting there and the dream still seemed fresh in my mind enough to confuse me whether this was a dream or real life.**
I turned off the XBox and TV and stumbled into my room only to find Brenton(What, no nickname?  Come on!!  YOU try and come up with this many different words that start with Bre) asleep in his bed, meaning he finished the movie and proceeded to leave me asleep on the couch.  I don't know if he tried to rouse me from my slumber or if he abandoned hope for me and crawled into his own bed out of sleepiness.
Either way, I went to sleep.
And then I woke up.
And then I laid in bed for about an hour.
and then I got up and visited the bathroom.
and now I'm here.
typing this.
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So, as you may guess, all my roommates are gone.
And when roomies are away, Speasy will play...
Until he has to go to work at 4.  Then he won't play.  He'll work.
BUT FOR NOW PLAYTIME!
but first breakfast.


~S-py Kids 5:
Paging Professor Plum
(btw, in case you want my review of any Spy Kids movie ever...they suck.  I assume.  I saw the first one and the thumb-thumbs gave me nightmares.)


*I kept trying to spell lady and could only seem to find lazy and laxy, not realizing that my finger was on the wrong row of the keyboard(der!) and thought that you would like to know that.
**Imagine David After Dentist and you'll get the gist of the expression on my face