ATTENTION!!!

Attention World. Attention please! For those of you who aren't living backwards lives, don't forget that to know what's going on in our amazing lives, you need to start reading our blog from the bottom (or earliest post) up. Otherwise you will have no idea what we are talking about... Well actually, you still might have no idea what we are talking about... or maybe if you read it backwards you will actually understand us better...! Ok, Scrap whatever I just said and just do what you want :)

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Bingefulness... A Dangerous Reality

So here's the deal.  I tend to observe a lot of things.  I am that guy who sits in the accounting lab to work on a project but only has about 10% attention put towards his studies and has the rest of his attention towards the multiple conversations going on around me.  Maybe some people are talking about accounting or econ and complaining, but then theres the guy who randomly strays in to show off a new research model he made for finding out how many people in colder climates would buy these gloves to keep your hands warm and dry while fishing.  Or guys to the left who have to call their wives and ask permission to study longer with their buddy or the girl next to me who keeps texting and tries to look over at me or drop her phone under my feet "inconspicuously".
I am also the guy who sees every single person walking past him on the sidewalk AND those who are walking on the sidewalk on the other side of the street.

Why did i just tangent about that?  Probly to warn everyone that I know you exist and i know what you're doing.... so stop it.

But in reality, I wanted to type on some of my long time running observations about personalities, and I have come to the conclusion that we are a BINGEFUL people.  Our interests, attention and pastimes are very fluctuant.  For example: I knew a boy who didn't play many video games, but when he did... he really played them a lot (mainly Gran Turismo 2, Monster Rancher, Final Fantasy 8 etc...).  Then, when he was 16 his Father went to France to visit one of the boys sister and he was left home alone for a couple weeks.  Don't worry however, his dad told him not to eat pizza everyday while he was gone and the boy agreed (his main staple of life at that point was 2 Jacks frozen pizzas after school).  So this boy had Halo Parties (8 v 8 via system link) on the weekends until 7-9am.  And he found a new found love for a game named Gladius.  He accidentally forgot that he had school that week, and played the game the whole time (until his dad called home from France wondering why the school was looking for him).  When the father came home, the boy saw the look on his face when he saw two 6 ft stacks of Pizza Hut boxes on the back deck and he said "don't worry!  I didn't have pizza everyday!  Thats only from the weekends!  I still have all the frozen pizzas in the freezer!"

Or what about our blogging habits?  Spense and I tend to do our postings very close to the same time, we even get home from classes at similar times most days... it's like we are on the same cycle... i mean schedule.  But back to the point, we don't post consistently, it is in a bingeful manner!  Or when a new Buffalo Wild Wings opens, you go there about 2-3 times a week for a month or so and then drop off the radar.  Or at the state fair, you save up all year long and then go blow a whole paycheck on deep fried food and junk until you are almost throwing up or you feel queasy (except for me, I have no limit to the amount of Junk I can eat).

And these are only examples the scrape the surface my firends...  But due to time and space and short attention spans from readers, I will be writing a pamphlet with substantial examples from politics and religion and stuff for those like Brent (who is not raw skinned anymore) who can't accept most examples given by famous authors such as Mark Twain and myself.

The last thing you need to know is that whether a blog post or a final research paper, I write it and I am done.  I do not take the time to read over it before I turn it in.  So what you get from me is the real deal.

Love

Curly Joe

And Here is a commercial that we had to make in 3 hours for a Business class:


1 comment:

  1. I have been told that I spelt "friends" wrong somewhere in the post... and since I have never read it my best defense is that "maybe I meant to spell it that way!... Like... Fiery Friends!" or something

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