So I have this friend named... well I dunno if she would actually want to be named on a shady blog such as this... so lets just call her my "mermaid" friend (I haven't ever seen her swim before, but I'm positive that she is amazing at it).
Ok what was I saying?
Oh yeah, she wanted some help on deciding what to do for a blog and online business and that made me think: "Freaking For Shizzle Dawg! I haven't posted on the blog for awhile!" (which actually happened to be the last time I spent time with my mermaid friend).
So here I am, with a headache that I have had for almost 3 days now trying to think of what needs to be published to the world, but all I can think about is if putting peppermint on my head will really make my headache go away? I mean what makes peppermint so special that it thinks it can just take pain away?! If peps ALL THAT, why don't they sell it next to the Advil or Tylenol? (If it is sold next to them then I will feel a little sheepish when someone tells me... but until then...!)
Oh, and what are the ladies gonna think when I try to turn my swag on and all they can think about is "does this dude wear peppermint for cologne?" "he is getting a little TOO into christmas!".
But alas, I am not looking forward to playing in a volleyball game tonight (7:15 in the I-Center) with a headache so if this peppermint stuff is really all it's cracked up to be, I invite you to come and work its magic on me before my game and I will love you forever AND give you a hug for no less than 17 seconds :)
BRIGUY
P.S.
I will repent of my slothful ways and start blogging more so you will have more things to read while wasting time.
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