So, I hate chocolate. It is putrid, dark and gross. It could be considered the devils candy... For me, I woild rather eat dirt, clean dirt though, not the dirty stuff foumd under dumpsters... Thats just sick.
However, I do have a love for Swiss Miss hot chocolate,(not the gourmet crap, thats too chocolatey) I could drink that stuff all day! I used to drink 2 large bowl sized mugs of it every morning before school! In result, I would have to urinate in between all 7 class periods (& sometimes during class too). The Lehman Bro's can testify to that.
Now before you get all riled up and start calling me names or hating me, just stop and ponder this for a moment... If I dont like chocolate, that means there is more in the world for YOU!!! I am more likely to give you chocolate whenever I acquire some! Think of it as a characteristic of benevolence and charity. I forgo eating chocolate for each and every one of You! Just ask the lucky lady who was blessed by my chocolate donation today! (although I did talk her into eating it during some fast from sweets...;)
I just wrote all this on my phone... My computer is on the other side of the room... Just thought you should know.
And for the record, yes I like white chocolate, it is not made from cocoa beans :)
B-Unit
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