Oh whats that you say? You got a job at BestBuy(a Minnesota Company :) in the gaming department? Well here's a game for ya... Stay alive long enough to get that full head of silver hair!
So thats what I was feeling like last night and this morning as Spin Master Spease transgressed on our blogging rules, but I have since decided to be merciful towards him because he says things that make me laugh sometimes... most recently (about 5 minutes) He said "my two department managers love me, they would even make love to me if I let them" Myself: "are they girls?" Spease: "no... one's a guy... but he still would if I let him!"
I apologize for that comment, but between you and me, with all those gray hairs, I think Speasmiester is going a little crazy...
On a totally different note however, I have been sitting in my apartment most of the day... I woke up with a sore throat (because I never get any sleep due to people, life, homework, roommates, this blog, lack of desire, being a night owl, the internet, fighting the system, always wanting to eat, wanting to drink something but knowing if I do that I will have to pee like 10 times during the next hour.. ya know, the normal stuff), had 7:45 class (which liked actually... web business) accounting, and then I did something none have us have done before...! I cut up vegetables and of course meat, and put it in a crock pot!!! (not to be confused with a "crack pot") I then proceeded to have some girl named carly try to tame my wild hair for a bit and I'm convinced that it will make all the ladies love me. THATS why I needed to stay home this fine Friday... Obviously because SO many women would attach themselves to me that I need a game plan. (and because 87.4% of the girls wouldn't be able to handle me yet)
The Game plan goes like this:
- Shower
- Eat
- Get Dressed (yes in this order)
- put on The Secret
- laugh at Brenty because he has bruised a certain part of himself
- open the door while yelling "Hands off Harlots!!!" (because there's bound to be women all lined up outside to try and put their hands through my newly thinned curlyish hair)
- jump off the balcony (over the piles of women who want me) onto the back of my truck before thinking about the decision
- land on top of Cody's Subaru because I didn't think first and realized my truck was across the parking lot
- run away before anyone notices
- realize that I didn't have a plan for the night
- decide to wander inconspicuously around the booming town we live in...
- wonder to myself if the 13,000 songs I am transferring from my MacBook to my desktop are done yet
- realize that walking is lame unless it's with a girl or while eating bacon
- go back to my truck
- try not to notice the hobo sleeping on the mattress in the back
- go to the dance party at Aspen
- then visit the bonfire at the dunes
- get my truck stuck again which i vowed never to do again last night
- somehow wake up in my bed without remembering anything after getting stuck
- And decide that this was a pretty half realistic 20 point plan
Speaking of plans!!!!! I was watching the presidential debate last night and I swear, every time Herman Cain brings up his amazing 999 plan, delivery orders for pizza skyrocket out of control.
But I was only meaning to post little quote on here and then actually be productive. So just remember one thing: Last night I was inducted into the roommateship of apartment D2 of a girls apartment complex after our group date where I had lots of Bacon on a pizza boat.
Luv B-Unit
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