Two'sday

Oh man, so I was totally hanging out with this chick this one time...
Oh hey!  Didn't see you there...
What's up?
Oh me?  Not much...coolzies.
Today was legitimately legit.


And I know what you're thinking, but wait, Spense, isn't that a little redundant?  Do you really need all those legitimizations?
And the answer is yes.  Yes I do.


Today was a Tuesday, and we, meaning the body of Apartment 6(Minus Andrew) met some super cool people.
What are the their names you ask?  Well....aren't you just a little dickens...
I can't remember EVERYONE'S name, man!  Lay off.
Needless to say, it was pretty sweet.
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The first thing you need to know about us is that we play volleyball.
No.  Wait.
Maybe play is too light of a word.
We somewhat worship volleyball.  We play it BASICALLY every day. (5 out of 7 ain't bad, and rounding up that's BASICALLY every day.)


THAT being said...I don't know if I would go as far as to say that we are really good at it.  We're dece, don't get me wrong, but we are no volleyball samurais or anything.
Maybe some low-level volleyball ninjas, though.
Maybe.


All-in-all, we play volleyball a lot is the point I was trying to get across.
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Brenton(The Hurricane), Brian(The...Guy), and I(...me) played some Rugby today BEFORE we played volleyball just to show the world how intense we are.
But really we played it 'cause it's fun....n'stuff.
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Let me touch on The Hurricane quickly before closing shop for the evening...


B-Rent-On wanted some body wash to...wash his body...what else would he use it for?!
We were at a dollar store, so this seemed like an opportune time to purchase some!  Suave was WAY too many dollars to justify placing in a dollar store, but luckily, Hurricane was JUST the right price. (Goldilocks style y'all, fo' real)
So he's been using it...and it's been doing too good of a job.
It has not only removed all the dirt and grime from his body, it MAY also have removed the top layer of skin in some areas, or at least seriously destroyed and parts of his body that are responsible for distributing oils to moisturize his skin.
I know what you're thinking.
'These 4 dudes care about their skin?  They use words like "moisturize" and "oils" instead of just grunting and trying to cover the problem with mud?  There is something fishy here...and I don't like it.'
Well, I think maybe you're a bit too critical.
Yes, we know things above basic hygiene. (We may even wash behind our ears!...but don't check, though)
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That's my 2 dollars and 2 cents.


Word.


~Speasy


"Dude...careful...my nipples are sensitive."