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Attention World. Attention please! For those of you who aren't living backwards lives, don't forget that to know what's going on in our amazing lives, you need to start reading our blog from the bottom (or earliest post) up. Otherwise you will have no idea what we are talking about... Well actually, you still might have no idea what we are talking about... or maybe if you read it backwards you will actually understand us better...! Ok, Scrap whatever I just said and just do what you want :)

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Details Details...

So, you remember that one time I posted from an iPad?  Those days are in the past...and they sucked.
Was it fun being able to touch everything and interact with it and make it go without the medium of a keyboard?  SURE!  But now I have a more reliable source of blogging goodness.
I finally gave in to my carnal desires and am the proud owner of a new MacBook Pro.
I am a PC guy.  Always have been, PROBABLY always will be.  Unless for some reason you have to sell your soul to Steve Jobs because he bought out, and is now running with an iron first, the pearly gates.
Anyway, I like it.  It's fun.  It's sexy. (and yes, sexual attractiveness IS something that I value in a computer.  No one wants a Mac2.  NO ONE.

Anyway, so like I promised, now that I have a more reliable source of typing (that fully understands the internet and that I want a break when I hit enter instead of having to go back and manually enter in < br > to every place I wanted a break.)YESTHATREALLYHAPPENED
I wil now post more regularly!...also due to my over-abundance of free time.

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Related to that whole "free" time thing, I really wanted to pick up FInal Fantasy IX right where I left off last August.  The problem is that I was having a lot of fun watching daytime Cable television and playing Plants vs. Zombies, so I didn't get to it until last night.

TURNSOUTLEAVINGFINALFANTASYALONEFORALONGPERIODOFTIMEISNOTAGOODIDEA.

Upon returning to this mystical land, I was lost, confused, and entirely useless when it came to managing my HORDES of items and collectable goodies.
This quickly wore off, however.
After 30 minutes I was back to micromanaging every plot twist* and random encounter* like a pro!  It was fun, and I may have played until almost 4 in the a.m.  I also may have wanted to play really badly tonight, but told myself I would lie in bed instead and post this.
That's right.  I am currently lying in my bed typing this.  In my pajamas.
in bed.
How does that make you feel?  Knowing that I am currently thinking about you reading this while I am laying horizontally in a place of so much pleasure and goodness?

*In case you know nothing of Final Fantasy, these two elements are staples of JUST about every Final Fantasy game ever made.

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There is nothing to report on the lady front.
As far as I'm concerned, the enemy doesn't even know there is a battle on that front.  They didn't even show up!
My men are on the front lines, squandering in their fox holes, pooping in BUCKETS, and there isn't even an enemy on the other side of the field.
Talk about sad warfare.
If love is a battlefield, my soldiers are going to start killing each other out of boredom soon.

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So...
The other day Mike-al Jordan and I, Young Speasy, were in a male beauty pageant.  It was exciting.  Not TOO exciting...but enough to create a sense of non-monotony in my life.
I will post a video of a certain part of it as soon as I am done writing this post.
DON'TWORRYIDON'TPUKEORANYTHINGINIT

ok.
i lied.
I DO puke.

But it's all in the good name of fun, right?

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It is VERY much my bedtime now.  I am sleepy.
and therefore it is my bedtime.

~Sp-ine Tingling

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