Ace Dan 2012

Aw yeah, ninjas! You KNOW I ain't dead!! Ha HA!!
That's right, I'm back from the dead. And by dead I actually mean just silent on this blog.
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Random note, I'm watching Conan right now and the musical guest is Macy Grey...
WHAT?
When did she become relevant, again? I can't hear her name without thinking of saying good-bye and choking or walking away and stumbling.
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Look over there! It's a bright and shiny change of subject!!
(give yourself +9 to agility if you ACTUALLY just looked somewhere other than your computer screen)
(give yourself +7 to virginity if you actually just marked THAT down somewhere)
I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that I may or may not be sitting on a toilet while typing this very thing... BUT I can confirm that whatever I'm doing right now makes B-rizzle proud.(Ya! It's totally time for nicknames, again!! Aren't you excited?!)
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So, I know jut what you're thinking. Which right now is "How on earth does he know what I'm thinking?" but right before that you were thinking "Sp-ectre Vision, what have you been doing with your life?"
Which I must admit, Sp-ectre Vision is kind of a silly nickname. No points for Gryffindor.
Well, let me tell you what I've been doing!
I spent the entire last semester working. Instead of schooling...it sucked. While I somewhat enjoyed the time to NOT be in school, I hated going to work everyday. Well, I hated driving everyday to a job that definitely didn't pay enough to be driving to it everyday.
I digress.

Um...

Where was I going with this?

Oh yes. I was describing my life...
Life was good.
Except not so much.
I totally got screwed out of a break during the holidays, ultimately stealing me away from my family. So I went into the next 3 months of work ultimately knowing that the end of my time with Best Buy was near. That I would have to end soon so that I could spend some time at home with my family!

PERFECT SEGUE

That takes me to where I am RIGHT now!
Well, somewhat. Not EXACTLY where I am now...because I am sitting on my couch in my basement. Watching Conan.vtyping this.

But I'm home in Minnesota with my family. Jobless. But so very happy.
With a bowl of ice cream next to me. Actually...it's an empty bowl of ice cream. So really, it's just an empty bowl...that used to have ice cream in it.
Wow, that took too much work.
Why can't you just understand me the first time...we have communication problems.

MANIAMEASILYDISTRACTED
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Being home, I have a bone to pick with all those people I know out at school who have not ONE but TWO X-Chromosomes. That's right, you, women.
I have now attended the school of my choice for 11 months. And I have gotten nothing.
Don't act like you don't know what I mean.
Not so much as a peck on the cheek.
Nada.
Zip.
Nothing.

ON THE CONTRARY...
I am home in Minnesota for less than 12 hours and I get not only one, but TWO kisses!
And so I pose the question "what's up with that??"
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Man...I just keep getting distracted. It really make me lose steam for posting.
It's a good thing that I basically got everything I needed to say off of my chest. At least that I can remember...
If I think of more I need to say later I will say it! Don't even think I won't.

~Sp-end Time Not Money