M6WCA

Before I fill everyone in on our crazy adventures thus far during Spring Break 2012 of the classy Shuffle 'n' Flow crew, I need to apologize...  It has been SO long since I have posted  feel like I don't even know you all anymore... and almost as bad, YOU don't know ME anymore!!!  But we can't let this be, so just know that my life was crazy hectic this last semester but somehow I made it through with only separating my clavical from my sternum, and most likely a broken finger!!!... but thats not important, here's what is:

       Our motel in Ely Nevada was pretty Janky (Mayja Mike just called his body smelly and janky and I decided that it was the right word to use).  2 king size beds, a full size fridge, microwave, old tv, ghetto bathroom with a showerhead that went up to mikes 2nd level of abs, a ripped out screen to the bathroom window, freaky santa painted on the front window, and a musty old smell.  Not to mention stained carpets and other surprises.  How we ended up there is still kind of a mystery.
------- But lets back track a bit.  This town was quite the place to be on a saturday night.  Most places closed at 8 or nine and we ended up at a cool American Pizza Place.  However, there were casinos and yes you guessed it!  Brothels!  Thats pretty much what the town consisted of and was what the awesome dude Dustin who we met at the church the next town over warned us about! (VIP Lounge and Massage Parlor anyone?)

       Anyways, we made it through the night but Speasemiester McGee wouldn't sleep under the sheet for fear of bed bugs.  I have also come to the conclusion that the ONLY thing King sized beds are good for are to be used by 2 guys who are sharing a bed in a motel/hotel/anywhere.  Besides that, they are way too big!  I mean I don't want to lose my wife every night or have to barrel roll till I'm dizzy just to get over to the other side!  I mean seriously!

       Moving on:  We got up and went to church which was great, and headed out to get to yosemite national park.  As we were driving on a back highway that allowed for me to drive 100+ mph without fear of cops we saw a sign for a Lunar Crater!!!!!  So naturally we turned around and drove 9 miles out into nothingness and dessert to find a massive crater!  I couldn't help but be drawn into it which took a long time to climb into, and even longer to get out (especially kuz i filled my pockets with moon rocks to have as souveniers).  After that we continued towards Yosemite so i could climb as high as I could in a sequoia tree and sleep in a hammock 100 feet in the air, but the pass was closed... :(  Another trip I guess...

       After that we got in contact with the wonderful Kim-tacular Johnson who let us stay at her place for a couple days!!!  Tragically however, as she was speeding through the back roads of Los Altos Hills she hit the easter bunny trying to run across the road... (R.I.P. little guy)

-------fer serious spense?!  Biggest loser at 2:23am?  sighhhhhh-------

Anywho, I'm tired so Mista Mike will have to finish catching you all up on his debut post later this morning.

Nighty Night World!!!

Luv
Bougey-Baby

P.S.  the title stands for "Motel 6 Westminster California"